one cake to rule them all.
One cake to find them
:O
Ummmm Totally making this. It doesn’t even need it be for a birthday party.
I will buy some cake mix and have at it.
Oh lord
It began with the baking of the Great Cakes.
Three cakes were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings.
Seven cakes to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.
And nine… nine cakes were gifted to race of Men who, above all else, desire sugar.
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cake was made. In the land of Mordor, in the ovens of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron baked in secret a master Cake, to control all others. And into this Cake he poured his vanilla, his chocolate and his will to consume all cakes. One Cake to rule them all.
One Cake to rule them all:
One c. sugar to flavor them,
One c. flour to bring them all,
and an egg to, in the oven, bind them.
I just kept reading and it just kept getting better
And Frito offered the Cake to the MILF Queen, and she spoke:
In place of a Dark Cake, you would have a PIE!
Not dark, but sweet and fattening as Candied Bacon! Treacherous as Meringue!
Denser than a Little Debbie Walnut Fudge Brownie! All shall love me, and Salivate!I pass the test. I shall Diminish and go into the Home Shopping Network and remain Paula Deen….
(Source: dalenawin)
