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Consistently Inconsistent

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nudityandnecromancy:

sweetkimchii:

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jhenne-bean:

itsdisneyfreaks:

First glimpse of Disney Channel’s Descendants, scheduled to premiere 2015. Here we see Jafar’s son, Jay, played by Booboo Stewart, Carlos, son of Cruella de _Vil played by Cameron Boyce, Mal daughter of Maleficent played by Dove Cameron and the Evil Queen’s daughter Evie, played by Sofia Carson.  
The Legendary Villains will be played by:
Kristin Chenoweth- Maleficent
Kathy Najimy- Evil Queen
Wendy Raquel Robinson- Cruella De Vil
Maz Jobrani- Jafar

/nervous laugh

I am NOT looking forward to this.
This screams ‘Ever After High’ rip off.
Also, those outfits are horrid.

I always thought it was going to be animated. Live action is kind of disappointing

Oh. At first glance I thought the one on the bottom left was an Asami Sato cosplay, and I was trying to figure out who the other three were dressed as.

nudityandnecromancy:

sweetkimchii:

mockeryd:

jhenne-bean:

itsdisneyfreaks:

First glimpse of Disney Channel’s Descendants, scheduled to premiere 2015. Here we see Jafar’s son, Jay, played by Booboo Stewart, Carlos, son of Cruella de _Vil played by Cameron Boyce, Mal daughter of Maleficent played by Dove Cameron and the Evil Queen’s daughter Evie, played by Sofia Carson.  

The Legendary Villains will be played by:

Kristin Chenoweth- Maleficent

Kathy Najimy- Evil Queen

Wendy Raquel Robinson- Cruella De Vil

Maz Jobrani- Jafar

/nervous laugh

I am NOT looking forward to this.

This screams ‘Ever After High’ rip off.

Also, those outfits are horrid.

I always thought it was going to be animated. Live action is kind of disappointing

Oh. At first glance I thought the one on the bottom left was an Asami Sato cosplay, and I was trying to figure out who the other three were dressed as.

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beyoncespregnantstomach:

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

im crying a lil bit


I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

..this is real.
CHILDHOOD

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.

I’M FREKING OUT

I loved this spinoff imagined by Pantsareoverrated…I wish it could have continued. It was a nice homage to the original Calvin and Hobbes.

(Source: pantsareoverrated.com, via gaminginyourunderwear)

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Okay, but this movie wins the award for Best Use of Manpain, tho.

In any other movie, Raleigh would’ve spent 90 minutes being like MY PAIN IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR STUPID WAR, and instead, he snaps back into action as soon as he meets Mako. That’s awesome. But what floors me is that he uses his own grief to help Mako survive hers. He knows how awful it is to lose your family. He knows what she’s going through. And instead of whining or thinking his pain makes him entitled to opt out of his responsibilities, he empathizes with Mako, supports her, and encourages her.

Raleigh’s greatest strength is his compassion. And that’s the kind of male hero I’d like to see on my screen, please.

Plus, like, a bazillion more movies about Mako Mori.

I have a friend who thinks Pacific Rim is the best expression of true, non-toxic, GOOD masculinity in recent times.

All agreement.

Let’s talk about Stacker Pentecost in light of this, though. Because we learn, towards the end of the movie, that the day he met Mako is the day he lost his partner. He gets out of that jaeger after having piloted it alone, after having his body burned for hours by toxic radiation, after losing the person he was mentally linked to (family? partner? friend?) and what does he do? He adopts a young girl, and more than that, he promises her her right to revenge if that’s what she wants. Tries his best to keep her safe but gives her the tools and skills and support and eventually permission to fight. Respects her enough to rely on her. Gives her a home and family and meaningful, important vocation during the goddamn apocalypse. Let’s talk about the kind of masculinity that uplifts others that completely. That takes all kinds of pain and stands up in the face of it because of the people who need to see him still standing. That has purpose and drive and passion but above all understands other people and believes in them.

Stacker fucking Pentecost everybody.

I have a friend who thinks Pacific Rim is the best expression of true, non-toxic, GOOD masculinity in recent times.

^ THIS.

All of this.

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